I was already wearing tight pants.
I just did not
in like 20 years twerking is going to be considered mom dancing
okay woWIE YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE PANTENE DID A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW SHIT LABELS AGAINST WOMEN ARE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT WOWIE
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
You know that paralyzing reflex you have when suddenly the lights go out? That’s a primal defense mechanism…if you move, they can see you.
And you know how if the lights go out in a crowd, people start screaming? Those are the ones that moved.
You shouldn’t talk to them anymore…ever.
what the fuck are you talking about
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
this looks like christina aguilera in her voice chair.
I’M CRYING YOU CAN BUY THIS IN THE PET SHOP
I want to buy this and go spray every girl at my school
literally every single blog once december comes along
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
smack that ass from 8 feet away
lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together